When an IT programmer marries another IT programmer

Now a days, the world has a trend going on. I'm talking about the trend related to marriages. By now, you might have guessed what I'm talking about. Yes, it's the trend that a boy and a girl of same profession marry each other.

Recently, I came across a very funny reading on marriage of two I.T. programmers. I, being a student of Information Technology enjoyed this a lot. This was actually uploaded on Facebook
 by my friend Parth Patolia. He's my friend, my colleague at Gandhinagar Institute of Technology (GIT).

Here it goes:

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INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!

A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _______
REPLY

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can causeHusband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.


Good Luck Madam!

Hope you've enjoyed the reading......................

Hacked my ex-school's website

Yesterday was a very wonderful day for me. I'm very much interested in Ethical Hacking. On practicing the hacking methods, I thought of trying it on my Ex-school's website. And you know what? One of the hacking methods actually worked!!!

The website had a vulnerability and I was able to hack the website using that vulnerability. I had got the hold of the whole admin control panel!!! I could've taken the advantage of this for my personal gain. But NO. Our Ethics deny us doing that. Since I'm a learner of Ethical Hacking, I always use my knowledge in an Ethical way.

Being a student of Ethical hacking, I went to my memorable and the BEST school and told them about the security issues of their website, just like an Ethical Hacker. They were very pleased to see me after a period of 3 years, and their pleasure reached the sky when I did the noble cause of pointing out the vulnerabilities in their website.

I'm feeling very pleased after the noble cause and got heaps of blessings from my teachers.

MORAL- Instead of Praying for yourself, act in a way that others Pray for you -Makes you feel happy.